California’s butch brunette bomber, Dianne Feinstein, voted to attack Iraq despite politically expedient promises to the contrary. Given her unwavering support of censorship, National ID cards, and hatred of privacy, one cannot but question her political pedigree -- or motives. The lives of your kids for a cheap re-election bid. -- October 20, 2002

German Chancellor, Gerhard Schroeder, forced members of his party to resign after rhetoric in a tight election compared George W. Bush to Hitler, sending the White House into a giddy, schoolgirl tizzy. He should have apologized with about as much sincerity as America did to China after it downed one of its planes while conducting surveillance. Or adopted American foreign policy. Imagine the headline. September 25, 2002.

"It's a war that has been imposed upon us. It's not one that we have chosen to undertake," declared Ariel Sharon. "We have examined our options and our path, and we have chosen the path of slaughter, by acts of Jihad, Istshahad (suicide) and resistance of every form," stated The Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades. With perversions of choice like these, who needs reproductive freedom? Abortion is unnecessary when there's nobody left to fuck.

When the US decides to attack Iraq to distract everyone from the plummeting stock market and corporate fraud scandals, Britain will likely be the only country to offer support, with potentially disastrous consequences for the rest of the world. While Blair's ass is much tighter than Maggie's pussy, fear not! W's cock is a lot smaller than Reagan's.