Governor-elect Schwarzenegger's expressed admiration for Hitler in his 1970's movie Pumping Iron and Nazi father meant nothing to voters. While his acting skill in the Lethal Weapons series may be more of a reason to crucify Mel Gibson than whatever it was that irked the Jews about Jesus back then, his outbursts have been so misdirected it's a wonder he hasn't accused Schwarzenegger of being Jewish. -- October 29, 2003

Maybe this is how it is in William Bennett's dark, smoke-filled world of roulette wheels and blackjack tables or Rush Limbaugh's hydrocodone heaven, or Bill O'Reilly's toxic, over bloated ego. Their ill-concealed hypocrisies are the only things more revolting than some steroidal, testosterone-imbalanced bastard shoving his robotic hands up the skirts of our Moms or sisters. -- October 21, 2003

Contemptible commitments, scenario bleak; Contractual compunction, controversial leak. Condoning the neocons, conning the State; Contender conciliation a little too late. Controlling control freaks, containing the threat; Condoleezza confrontation, Defense Secretary Sweat -- October 12, 2003

Monday evening, September 8, 2003, President Bush addressed the nation. The content, the week of the second anniversary of September 11, the tragic event that set in motion one of the most dangerous eras in modern history, was predictable. While admitting to an unplanned $87 billion per annum commitment, none of his speech addressed the core issues concerning most Americans, or allayed any allies.