Idaho, No You-da-ho!
"I am not gay. I never have been gay," Senator Craig doth protested defiantly following a news conference after the story first broke. A week later, as his adult children make the rounds on national television, defending daddy’s honor (and exacerbating mommy’s humiliation), proclaiming that his specious explanations had addressed all their “tough” questions to their satisfaction, Republican hypocrites like Trent Lott, Mitch McConnell, John McCain and Mitt Romney (to name a few) are now sweating like whores in a church at the prospect of Senator Craig retracting his “intended” resignation. -- September 6, 2007
If We Had Ethics
The low-sinking, bottom feeder, Judith Reagan, on behalf of Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. is digging up Nicole Brown Simpson's memory in a stunning, tell-all cross-promotional Fox News media blitz to sell O.J. Simpson's "hypothetical" confession. But it's not for money. Like Linda Tripp, she is us. --- November 19, 2006
Just Wrestling
As the scandal widens, the roaches are running scared. Republican congressman, Mark Foley sent salacious instant messages to teenage pages that are enough to turn the stomach. With Mom in the house, no less. Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert, among others, was aware of the inappropriate email, but was otherwise distracted. Sprinkles will do that, you know! -- October 2, 2006
Let's Bankroll
It didn't take long for the media to begin pimping September 11th, and we predicted as much on the first anniversary. But ABC's docu-drama (ala James Frey) sleazes up the anniversary with politics and fabrications enough to give Mickey the clap and Minnie a yeast infection. Whore the tragedy now, whore it! -- September 11, 2006
 
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