As the Senate inches toward a momentous procedural clash over judicial nominees, the religious rhetoric heats up. Bill Frist, the Senate Majority jackass has all but accused those against ending filibusters anti-religious, and decried current judges that frown upon mixing religion and law as "judicial activists". Well, everyone loves a martyr, Mr. Frist. We'll try not to miss you too much. -- May 9, 2005

Now we’ve outdone ourselves, scraping the dregs
Ann Coulter convinced us to feature her legs
Skinny and white, yes we made them even whiter
Enhancing the asset she thinks makes her brighter

Despite testimony of abuse towards his staff, his comments about the irrelevancy of the United Nations and other such gaffes, John Bolton remains likely to be confirmed for ambassadorship to the United Nations, a nomination that startled both Congress and Embassy Row when the president announced it last month, but surprised few else. -- April 13, 2005

Terri Schiavo suffered brain damage in 1990 when her heart stopped briefly from a chemical imbalance believed to have been brought on by an eating disorder. Court-appointed doctors say she is in a "persistent vegetative state" with no hope of recovery, and her husband Michael has fought to remove the tube, allowing her to die and not live in this condition, as she purportedly expressed to him. As a society that executes children and people who are retarded we have to ask. What would Terri want? -- March 24, 2005