"I am not gay. I never have been gay," Senator Craig doth protested defiantly following a news conference after the story first broke. A week later, as his adult children make the rounds on national television, defending daddy’s honor (and exacerbating mommy’s humiliation), proclaiming that his specious explanations had addressed all their “tough” questions to their satisfaction, Republican hypocrites like Trent Lott, Mitch McConnell, John McCain and Mitt Romney (to name a few) are now sweating like whores in a church at the prospect of Senator Craig retracting his “intended” resignation. -- September 6, 2007

Dead media mainstream asleep at the wheel; With Brad and Angelina to keep it all real Imus in the Morning in malfunctioning cities; Blitzer of the blunderbuss pinching Michael Powell’s titties. Once West Wing blowjobs commanded attention; Now as quaint and as fashionable as a Geneva Convention; Karl Rove and his Filthy Boys Minding the Store As he squats for his Jesus, and kneels for his whore -- February 23, 2005

"I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda kissing your neck from behind... and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....," said Bill O'Reilly to a Fox producer as he jacked off on the phone according to court records filed in a harassment suit by said producer. Remember how Mr. O'Reilly berated Michael Jackson and how News Corp. abused and accused without a trial. Wallow in the shit you stink of, O'Reilly and Murdoch, for you have permanently damaged the reputation of a delicious Middle Eastern delicacy.

As America mourns the loss of 3000 people who were killed in the worst terrorist attack on American soil, it may behoove us to remember those whose lives we could save but choose not to do so in many countries. Aids is still around, in case you were wondering. --September 11, 2004