Thursday, March 7, 2002
Boxing Paula and Ripping O'Reilly
Memo to rest of world: It's true that America is the mightiest country in the world, possibly in history. And if you want to worship us, we're cool with that. But we aren't actually God. Some things we don't control.
Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto, March 5, 2002 in the paper’s Opinion Journal in the kind of jingoistic, preadolescent claptrap that saturates the paper’s editorial pages. While the rest of the corporate controlled media whores at MSNBC, Fox and CNN wax indignant poetic about the role of journalists in war, it’s this kind of self-serving shitspew that pisses off fundamentalist pigs who kill journalists and make Daniel Pearl’s kidnap and murder ever so slightly less mouth-gaping than were he, say, a journalist from Independent Media.
"We Were Soldiers" smashes most of the stock images of Vietnam that Hollywood has created over the years. The GIs never criticize the war or ask why they're fighting. Some are even happy to be there--the first American killed in battle dies saying, "I'm glad I can die for my country." To many in Hollywood, Vietnam was such an immoral war for this country to wage that it could only leave those who fought it confused, violent or insane--hence Rambo. Not so in Mr. Gibson's movie. None of the soldiers go crazy, join the peace movement or turn out to be weirdoes. They're God-fearing, devoted husbands who fight with courage and honor. The only thing that's abnormal about their return home is that not all of them are welcomed at the airport--a criticism not of the war, but of those who protested it.
I respect a good opposition raising important, concrete questions about tactics and strategy in a war. But I suspect whiners who are angling for political advantage at the possible expense of this country's security, and our troops' safety. That's what Daschle now is. He should make real arguments, advance substantive criticisms, or shut up. But he's too cowardly to do the former and too opportunistic to do the latter.
Andrew Sullivan, Gaydom’s Uncle Tom, who would rim an Al Qaeda terrorist if he could write about it in yet another self-serving ode to himself. In his typical self-righteous right wing drivel (sucked straight from the cocks of Ralph Reed and other Scaiffe Quill Queens) that invariably send the pseudo-liberal left and gay gossip ghetto into hysterical hen-flapping frenzies. Gee, Daschle’s a self-serving, opportunistic politician. Holy shit! Stop the presses! Why don’t you stick to stories about your testosterone binges, Sullivan, or get up off your over-fucked ass and head to Pakistan where real journalists dare wonder in search of truth?
He lied to people. Do you take that into account when you evaluate the man? Why do we want serial deceivers in congress? Why? If you deceive in one area of your life, you’re likely to deceive in others. Condit, of course, would never appear in a media forum where he would be taken to task. He is a true coward.
It’s for the children.
Yep. You know those famous words. Whenever you hear a grown man sounding ever so slightly hysterical and passionately exhibiting an unusual focus on the orifices of gay men, hide your kids! Walter Larimore, MD from Focus on the Family to Bill O’Reilly using skewered research no one ever heard of to support denying adoption of unwanted kids to gay parents. Yeah, yeah, yeah! The kind of twat who will advocate abstinence instead of birth control, frown on abortion, and then deny a kid a home with someone who actually wants to be a parent. Why don’t we hire Andrea Yates to bath the kids so that those horrible faggots don’t give them a decent roof over their heads you fucking idiot? When you have a cunt like this running around poking his nose into people’s homes and private lives, it reinforces an appreciation for more than just the First Amendment.
If you shoot for the moon, as Mr. Fleischer put it, and you fail, there are consequences. And I think that‘s something that Americans, including American diplomats and politicians, haven‘t really thought through. That if you try one of these peace proposals - there‘s another one on the table right now —and it fails, you might be actually well worse off than you would have been had you not tried it.
President Clinton engaged in conduct that impeded the due administration of justice by testifying falsely under oath ... that he could not recall ever being alone with Monica Lewinsky; and he had not had a sexual affair or engaged in sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky.
A final report released this week by Independent Counsel Robert Ray who replaced Kenneth Starr in the multimillion-dollar investigation into President Clinton’s blowjob. While Kenneth Starr dug, and esteemed congressmen Robert Barr, Trent Lott, Henry Hyde, Rick Santorum, Asa Hutchinson, Dick Armey and Gary Condit, to name a few, jacked off over blue semen-stained dresses from The Gap, a group of terrorists led by Osama bin Laden was plotting to attack the United States. While these self-serving, sycophantic dregs of human waste spent your taxes, their ill-timed witchhunt makes them guilty of treason by distraction. Enemies of the State. They ought to be strung up in a public square and branded for the constitution-murdering pieces of shit they are. The blood of victims of the World Trade Center and Afghanistan killing fields is on their hands, and next time you hear petty partisan griping from Lucianne, mommy’s boy Jonah Goldberg, Matt Drudge, Chris Matthews, Laura Ingraham, Mona Charen and the Ann Coulters of the world (remember the ones claiming to ‘follow the stink’) about lack of support for Bush’s Secret War of Perpetual Military Spending, remind these motherfuckers who they are, where they come from and give them Jack Kervorkians phone number.
My first concern as a woman, messing my face up. I just got my nose done, and I don’t want to mess it up.
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