Motion Pictures Association of America's Jack Valenti following a pathetically over-publicized meeting among leaders in the entertainment industry with Bush Senior Advisor Karl Rove, better known for his unnatural and unholy alliances with young boys from the Boy Scouts. Any parent that gives a fuck about the well being of their kids would be well served keeping Rove away from them. All the CIA movies glorifying the bravery and heroism of what appear to be bungling idiots missing every cue that could have prevented the terrorist attacks are probably partly to blame for the complacent incompetence that managed to set root. Jack Valenti should recognize it’s time to join Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmond and all the other senile twats that are still dabbling in policy. Fuck off and retire pal.

A military court would probably have more control over things like media coverage and location. There is certainly a greater sense of security and formality that might keep things from dissolving into a circus.

New York attorney Victor St. John, last month, in anticipation of President Bush's signing of an order Tuesday November 13, 2001 that allows the government to try people accused of terrorism in front of a special military commission instead of in civilian court. With clowns like this offering advice, the prospect of avoiding a fucking circus is already a mute point. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music according to Georges Clemenceau. Halle-fucking-lujah!

This is a new day in the long history of Russian-American relations, a day of progress and a day of hope. The United States and Russia are in the midst of a transformationed relationship that will yield peace and progress. We're transforming our relationship from one of hostility and suspicion to one based on cooperation and trust that will enhance opportunities for peace and progress for our citizens and for people all around the world.

George W. Bush, Washington, Nov. 13 in a news conference with President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia at the White House, as transcribed by the Federal News Service Inc. Mr. Putin politely told Mr. Bush to take his ‘trust,’ shove it up his cocky little ass, and sign a goddamn agreement like a man, while the rest of us wondered what the fuck 'transformationed' meant. Suffice to say the little public love fest between Putin and Bush was sickeningly sweet enough to have us all ‘sweetly inspirationed.’

We still want the whole world to focus on human rights abuses of women and children by the Taliban. They are so unbelievable that woman and young girls aren't allowed to be educated… that women aren't allowed to have a job… women are literally not allowed to be seen.

The dazed and confused wife of the President, Laura Bush, Saturday November 17, 2001. Laura Bush became the first first lady to deliver the first complete national address over the radio without her husband being in the same room, which the media are touting as historic for some bizarre reason. Could she also have been the very first first lady to give a radio address in that color outfit, do you think? The first lady called the treatment of women and children by the Taliban "deliberate human cruelty". Seemingly unaware that America’s newest fuckbuddies – the Northern Alliance – demonstrated their commitment to women by going to see a movie from which women were precluded viewing. Get the burkhas off so we can jack off, but keep the bitches out of the theatre. Not to mention the treatment of women by our fabulous friends in Saudi Arabia. With insights like this, we can expect a new generation of timid bitches spouting rhetoric borne of their husband’s superiority and performance issues. With that kinda mouth, little wonder Georgie boy doesn't need any intern release programs. At least Babs must be proud.

Let’s roll…

President George W. Bush attempting to demonstrate America’s resolve in the wake of the terrorist attacks by mimicking Todd Beamer's last words as relayed by a GTE operator with whom he spoke before Flight 93 (on which he was a passenger), crashed in Somerset County, Pennsylvania. Beamer, an Oracle Inc. executive from Hightstown, N.J., and others are being credited with foiling hijackers bent on crashing the Boeing 757 into what authorities say might have been a second target in Washington, D.C., possibly the Capitol or the White House. President Bush on the other hand, flew around the country hysterically leaving a shell-shocked nation to turn to Rudy Giuliani for a glimpse at what leadership looks like. Fucking coward Bush doesn’t deserve to borrow a phrase that has come to represent brave resolve in the face of adversity. A better line for President Pussy: “Let’s run, hide and get Ari to lie about it.”

It’s the responsibility of the American president to protect the American people.

Aunty Condi, aka Condoleezza Rice, the Bush apologist and administration embarrassment defending Bush’s controversial establishment of military tribunals to replace the rule of law upon which this country was founded. Next, she’ll be telling black women in America that sitting at the back of the bus is, as Martha Stewart would say, a ‘good thing’ because it demonstrates to the women persecuted by the Taliban how American women are empowered by sitting at the back by their own volition rather than being forced to sit there with a whip. Your boss, Ms. Rice, is merrily chainsawing through the fucking constitution surrounded by wingnuts like Rumsfeld and Ashcroft, and you’re defending it like a demented, self-hating cheerleader chanting a mantra. Rosa Parks you 'aint! Get a grip.