Christian Coalition's Randy Tate, still cowering in the shadow of former Executive Director Ralph Reed, trying to win favor of the shrill, hysterically effeminate Pat Robertson, by drinking the blood of the Columbine school kids. Good idea you dildo-headed slither of clap-drip. When you perverts have finished electro-converting children into Christianity, you can herd them into school-sponsored prayer circles. Because prayer really helped in Kentucky didn't it assbreath? It helped line up the circle so another Christian lunatic Michael Carneal could mow them down with bullets a little easier. Prayer in school! How about trenchcoats in Church?

Camille Paglia. Okay, we've liked the bitch until now, but it's time she got fucked by a real man. Or a real woman. Like Drudge! Referencing Drudge, Salon and National Enquirer in the same paragraph is appropriate placement enough, but this twat is beginning to take over from Laura Ingraham as the ultimate yeast infection on the cunt of journalism! And she, like Ingraham, 'aint even a journalist.

"...and that's really saying something, because UPI's Helen Thomas has only been covering the White House for 38 years, since 1961. "

The twat-faced twitching right-wing dingleberry off the shit-stained panties of Lucianne Goldberg, Matt Drudge, teaching us how to add. Gee, does that mean she'll have covered it for 39 years next year, or is there a Y2K quirk that will impact your 45 IQ score brain, you fucking cocksucking idiot?

"I do not believe, however, that guaranteeing respect for our national symbol by prohibiting "acts" of desecration impinges on political 'speech"...the American flag serves as a symbol of our great nation. However, the American flag is not just a hollow symbol without substance or meaning. It is a living symbol which represents nationhood, and national unity...as long as citizens are free to speak out on any matter and from whatever point of view they wish, as our forefathers intended, it does not seem burdensome to me that we accord some modicum of respect to the symbol of those precious freedoms for which so many of our countrymen have laid down their lives. "

We'll take drug-induced incoherence for a thousand please Alex!!! This unadulterated drivel out of the asshole of presidential candidate, Arizona Senator John McCain is why America should be really scared right now. This loser from Arizona would cut off the tongues of anyone who didn't agree with his butt-stinking, fascist agenda. What the fuck do you know what our forefathers "intended" asshole? Been channeling them with Hillary Clinton? And we don't believe that calling you a fucking dirty cunt with the face of an aborted pig should be prohibited either. Stick an American flag wrapped around a cactus up your well-worn ass, you prick. That is why so many of our countrymen laid down their lives you camel-humping fuck.!

"I've done fake falls throughout my career. ... I've directed them and it's not difficult to do, but you've got to know how to do it. This looked like a clumsy fall -- intentional, but not persuasive. "

Yeah. And probably every woman you've ever fucked had to fake it as well, you monotoned freak. NRA President Charlton Heston in testimony before a jury that resulted in a $4.5 million judgement against the NRA to an Iowa couple who Heston defamed by smearing their reputations. Of course, given his acting skill, fake would be worthy of an Oscar. Go sell guns in a Colorado schoolyard you insensitive piece of runny dogshit.

"A couple of days ago, Bill Clinton - a man who can't keep his hands off interns half his age, has a sex life that Amy Fisher would be embarrassed to own and behaves as if his real name was President Joey Buttafuoco - actually told a group of media moguls at the White House that they had to learn "self-control" and how to restrain themselves from wallowing in sex and violence. "

A couple of days ago, Mike Barnicle -- a man who can't pen a column without plagiarizing from George Carlin, who was fired from the Boston Globe for it, and behaves as if his real name was journalist Matt Drudge -- on American life, a feature on MSNBC's Don Imus show. You have a good point cunthead. Maybe he would have been better off just plagiarizing something from the Boston Globe instead.

"To suggest that an accomplished reporter and author like Maureen Orth needs her husband to help her career is the worst kind of sexism imaginable. "

NBC's Meet the Press' Tim Russert in a statement following accusations that his two-faced cunt of a wife Maureen Orth strong-armed NBC brass to promote her schlock book, Vulgar Favors about Andrew Cunanan by airing a Dateline segment so tired that not even Jane Pauley would have run it on Time and Again! What has that got to do with sexism or gender you sickening slob? If she was black, it would have been because of that too probably. Even if you were married to a male pig with the writing skills of a Vanity Fair columnist, you would have done the same thing asshole. Used your influence to promote her lousy book. It's not sexism gutso. It's called nepotism.

"Then there is the Gen-X Leech Woman, the indefatigably exhibitionistic Monica Lewinsky, who insists, all her alleged humiliation notwithstanding, on not going away. The object of her leech, which will likely also last quite awhile, is the privacy-phobic President. "

New York Times' Maureen Dowd, leeching off Monica Lewinsky once more (and we're pretty sure it isn't the last) despite having already won a Pulitzer for having written about her relentlessly and solidly for over a year. Given her propensity to leech off old men herself - does the name Michael Douglas ring any bells? - the next thing she'll be fucking Charlton Heston, and somehow find a way to link Monica Lewinsky to gun control.