Gary Bauer, the Presidential wannabe that is wasting our tax-dollars to attempt a feat that would be about as likely as his faith in faithfulness. This measly slime of goat cum, who makes Richard Simmons look like Rambo, is adulterously fucking a young campaign aide behind closed doors so that he can prove to the world he's not a faggot.

Xenophobic populist cumstain on humanity, presidential candidate Patrick Buchanan amidst controversy among Jewish leaders over his book which asserts that Britain and France should not have gone to war with Nazi Germany in 1939 and that the United States had no interest in fighting Germany even after Hitler conquered France. Let's see how interested this tax draining asshole is in taking annoy.com to task for suggesting right here that the loudest donkey braying is coming from the poor donkey his cunt licking sister Bay is fucking.

"The front-runner won't promise to appoint pro-life judges, but I have and will. The front-runner won't promise to appoint a pro-life running mate; I have and will "

Presidential candidate Steve Forbes to the Christian Coalition spending his leather queen Dad's millions on promoting perhaps the best case ever for retroactive abortion. It's never too late you fetus fucking piece of afterbirth. What do you know from running mates anyway? They're not the boytoys your dad used to fuck when he pretended to go jogging.

"Why you would want to have an exhibit of the Virgin Mary, have feces thrown at it, have body parts of women displayed all over it, I don't know. "

New York garbage collector and mayor Rudy Giuliani having slashed $497,000 in city funding to the Brooklyn Museum and gone to court to evict it from the city-owned building. The museum has sued him for violating its First Amendment rights. Maybe you can censor art in New York, and Disneyfy Manhattan with your nigger killin' police force, but you can't touch us you animal cock sucking motherfucking sack of elephant shit. Art - who knows? Dung - your understanding of the First Amendment fuckwad. With assholes like you around, it's no wonder the subject of the painting remained a virgin.

"Every time the government pays for a piss-drenched crucifix or subsidizes some AIDS sufferer to carve himself up in front of a live studio audience, some other jerk wants to do something even grosser. "

Yeah like fucking his wiretap advising literary agent mother to get a column in National Review or the oh-so-balanced Brill's Content. Overly circumcised Jonah Goldberg, in his latest column on the Brooklyn Museum controversy. What this cunt faced little prick knows about the First Amendment and censorship is enough to make Monica Lewinsky vomit up what didn't spill on the dress. You Goldbergs are nothing more than filthy shitstains on the underwear of humanity. And we'd rather see piss-drenched crucifixes than imagine you sucking on your Mom's piss-drenched Depends.

"Speaking of jokes, did you what the governor of Minnesota said the other day? He said, quote, "Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business," unquote. What a joke. Spoken like a true pro wrestler. "

Nearly as much a joke as your run for President. Utah Senator Orin Hatch, on Jesse Ventura's comments in the November 1999 issue of Playboy, addressing the Christian Coalition. Orin Hatch has his dirty little government nose so far up the asses of Americans that he gives a new definition to rimming. Stick to what you do best pissboy and transfer policemen lovers to other states once you've fucked them. Yeah, we've heard the rumors. "Your comments in the November 1999 Playboy article about religion, sexual assault, overweight people, drugs, prostitution, women's undergarments and many other subjects do not represent the values, principles or ethics upon which this party was built. "

Letter to Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura sent by Reform Party Chair Russell J. Verney revaling the party's commitment to the First Amendment and the Separation of Church and State. And all this time, stupid motjherfuckers us, thought that the point of creating a new party was to differentiate from the tired thinking that fashions the Republican and Democratic parties. What Ross Perot knows about values is about as laugable as Linda Tripp suing for privacy violations. Oh wait, we can't use that analogy - the goddamn fucking joke's on us.

"If you want to insult my religion, you have a constitutional right to do that…Do it in private quarters. Don't ask Catholics to pay in their taxes for attacks on their religion when in fact the government can't use my money to promote my religion. "

William Donohue, president and CEO of the New York-based Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights to the Freedom Forum over the Brooklyn Museum controversy. We guess that means tax write offs for any of the anti-abortion legislation rammed down the throats of pro-choicers, gays, minorities or any of the other groups scapegoated and vilified by the Catholic Church. Nothing worse than a loser who can dish it out but can't take it. Swallow a RU487 and choke you fucking asshole. Or better yet, wipe your ass with some of the fetus art being put forward in the name of Catholicism. The images you motherfuckers are pawning would probably even offend Damien Hirst.