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Saturday, June 10, 2006

Codless

Click to Send Postcard Ms. Ogyny & Mr. Coulter

Like stinky farts in windowless cars
Like stuffing socks in unfilled bras
Like leaking sewage spewing shit
The Coulter mouth, the unseemly slit

The anti-Dixie Chick, anti-everything senorita
No immigrant or citizen to marry or to leave her
Dissing blameless widows on the left and on the right
A shameless, awful whore still all alone in bed at night

Manhandling the vulnerable with manly hands
Denouncing the wounded for taking stands
A 911 gold-digging profit grabbing harlot
A right-wing, nutcase, a plummeting starlet

A vitriolic book aimed at market penetration
With a shallow view of God to aid her public masturbation
An angry, vicious diatribe aimed to poison and to hurt
By a tired, spinning spinster sitting cuntless in her skirt

NOISE

These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzies. I have never seen people enjoying their husbands’ death so much...By the way, how do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy.

Ann Coulter, Godless, 2006


Ann Coulter’s hypocrisy in her criticisms of the widows of September 11th in her book “Godless: The Church of Liberalism” and subsequent media appearances, is so blatant that even some of her staunchest allies are running for cover like roaches in a suddenly-illuminated kitchen.

Coulter has herself, done everything she has accused these women of tenfold. Since 9/11, she has blitzkrieged her way onto every talk show imaginable, has written books raking in profits off the grief of others, (not to mention also accusing, insulting and inflaming countless people in the name of those who died), and although, thankfully, she has not appeared in Playboy yet, has and continues to use any opportunity possible to flash her vagina by mimicking Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, wearing skirts so short that even Paris Hilton would consider them slutty.

And if that’s not bad enough, the remains of her supposed friend, Barbara Olsen, who was killed in the plane that crashed into the Pentagon, were still warm before Coulter was flirting with her husband, former Solicitor General Theodore Olsen, gushing and dripping over the notion of him reading her columns in the morning.

Short of masturbating on the headstones of their husbands, Coulter has used her notoriety to insult, offend and spit on women and children who lost people they loved and who dared to find meaning in a tragedy that savagely disrupted their lives. They, far more than Coulter, have every right to exploit the situation in any way they can, whether or not we agree with their positions or methodologies.

Coulter’s gross display of disrespect can only come from someone who not only is unable to command respect from others, but has no self-respect either.

Never before has a woman been so successful at stripping away every last shred of dignity, to the point that the only people left to try defend it in its absence wouldn’t know how to spell it.

Clinton Fein, Codless, Annoy.com, June 11, 2006


"...Al Gore has now produced a documentary all about Ann Coulter...I believe it's called 'An Inconvenient Bitch.'...Here's what we know about Ann Coulter. She's blonde, she's single, and well, maybe someone will set her up with O.J."

David Letterman, Godless, 2006



 
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