Wintery, splintery, mutiny, scorn,
Hurricanes, floods and base forlorn;

Liar, crony, leaker, duck,
Chicken Shit Chicken Hawks Run Amuck.

One Flu East and One Flu West and
One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Mayhem, ahem, Missing Veep
Falling numbers, Losing Sleep

Delay Decay, Dirty Trick
Frist Flap, Wrist Slap, Feeling Sick

The Scandals Feast
On those thought best
And no clue in the cuckoo’s nest.

Vintery, mintery, cutery, corn, Apple seed and apple thorn; Wire, briar, limber lock, Three geese in a flock. One flew east, And one flew west, And one flew over the cuckoo's nest.