Oh my God we hit the boat;
the motherfucker couldn't float.
And whilst we sushi of them made,
they saw our tourist trap charade.
And far away in north Kuwait,
the anguished families now must wait
For Rumsfeld's troops the clean up start
And arteries clear to Cheney's heart.
These old white men just bomb and maim,
And blame it all on ...well...bad aim;
In times like these we need no Ghandi
We have colorful Colin and the wily Condie.